overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(via ruinedchildhood)


spacetwinks:

cool recipes you can do with a lemon:

  • eat it. eat it fucking raw. take a big bite out of a lemon
  • do it

(via thevelvetunderrground)


liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

(via ashagayjoy)


iwantedtothrustyou:

update: still in love with évelyne brochu

(via vinter324b21)


mademoiselleviola:

elfogadunk:

(x)

Please note Sophie smacking Natalie’s bum repeatedly in the background.

and natalie just lets her, doesn’t even turn around

(via glaurie)


sarahcosima:

there’s a point in the nerd HQ panel where tmas goes to say ‘all these other women’ in reference to the clones and then catches herself and says ‘all these other characters’ so as not to exclude tony. I love this woman a whole damn lot.

(via vinter324b21)


brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

(via ghoulishangel)



me sexting

boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day