daeneryus:

I’M SHOUTING SO LOUD RIGHT NOW SCULLY JUST CIRCLED SOMETHING ON A COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A MARKER???? WHO DOES THAT???? I HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. IMAGINE THE GUY THAT COMES IN LATER AND HAS TO ATTEMPT TO WASH THE RED MARKER OFF THIS EXPENSIVE PIECE OF GOVERNMENT EQUIPMENT LIKE “FUCKIN’ FBI AGENTS THINK THEY’RE SOOO SMART YOU THINK THEY’D BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW NOT TO WRITE ON A COMPUTER SCREEN WITH A GODDAMN MARKER”


bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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I sometimes will say to Robert [Carlock]….’why is the bar so high for us? Why will people say, ‘What did that mean in that episode?’ I’m like, I don’t know. What did ‘Two-and-a-Half Men’ mean this week?’…I guess it’s better to have people think we’re trying to say something than to be quite sure we’re saying absolutely nothing.

im here with the stunningly beautiful..myself

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Neon Jungle covers “Take Me to Church” by Hozier (and, importantly, doesn’t change the pronouns!)

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dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

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Jen, I have every single coupon that Bath and Body Works has.
Sylvia Plath (via teen-heat)

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french-dolphin:

All three of them look just mesmerized.

french-dolphin:

All three of them look just mesmerized.

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